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HALLO. [
Monday
February 25th, at 1:26am]

whygwydionwhy
[ mood | determined ]

EVERYONE LISTEN. petite_madeline IS MY YOUNGER COUSIN. SHE IS A VERY NICE, SMART AND FUNNY PERSON AND SHE IS SINGLE. SHE IS COMING TO OUR NEW YORK CONCERT.

SINCE I WILL BE BUSY RUNNING AWAY FROM STARK-RAVING PANTY THROWERS SOMEONE HAS TO LOOK OUT FOR HER AND KEEP HER AWAY FROM THOSE WOMEN GRABBING TWATS TYPES IN ETERNAL FOUL VORTEX. I NOMINATE AVERY/. I BELIEVE HE POSSESSES THE QUALITIES TO OUTWIT OUTLAST OUTRUN ANYONE WHO TRIES TO COP A FEEL ON MADELINE. DO YOU ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, AVERY ALDRIDGE???

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [
Saturday
February 2nd, at 11:30pm]

whygwydionwhy
[ mood | enraged ]

GUESS WHAT WAS OWLED TO ME TODAY.



GUESS WHICH NIGHT THEIR CONCERT IS ON.

THIS IS DRAGONSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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New Quibbler Edition [
Monday
September 24th, at 1:37pm]

radish_earrings
This special edition of The Quibbler is being printed in color!

I'm not sure about where my daddy got the information for this article. For one thing, I've been investigating lots of magical creatures lately and it's been really interesting, but from my research, I don't know exactly how Thestrals could mutate that way, and the article doesn't really clarify.

Not to mention Mordred doesn't seem to be going gray at all, and the band as a whole would probably not make that duck their mascot. Not after the fight we had with it in St. Mungo's. Hmm. I think I need to take a trip to study these Thestrals.
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CRISIS!!!!!!! [
Thursday
September 20th, at 9:10pm]

whygwydionwhy
[ mood | aggravated ]

LADS APPARENTLY WE HAVE BEEN BUMPED OFF THE #1 SPOT OF THE WORLD WIZARDING HITS LIST!!! A DEATH BANGING PUNK DRUM ROCK GROUP HAS SNITCHED OUR SPOT!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOLDEN AFTER THAT HALF-NAKED UKRANIAN SINGER DECIDED HIS CALLING IN LIFE WAS TO BE A THESTRAL REARER!!!! NOW WE'RE BEING PIPPED BY SOME SCREAMING EYELINER-WEARING UPSTARTS!!! (no offence adrik)


I MEAN ROCK ISN'T EVEN REAL MUSIC!!! AND WHAT IN MERLIN KIND OF A BANDNAME IS 'ETERNAL OWL VORTEX'???

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an announcement of great import!!!!!!!!!!! [
Wednesday
June 27th, at 12:16am]

whygwydionwhy
[ mood | :(((( ]

Apparently there are some nasty tossers who have been spreading rumours that I'm a crazed murderer of some sort.

I WOULD LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I AM NOT AND ANYONE WHO THINKS I AM IS EITHER SEVERELY MISTAKEN OR HOWLING MAD OR BOTH!!

For example in this supposedly incriminating picture I am actually wiping chocolate sauce off my face:





IT IS CHOCOLATE SAUCE NOT I REPEAT NOT BLOOD. SEND THE PICTURE IN TO THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FOR ANALYSIS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME I CANNOT HELP IT IF I AM A MESSY EATER.
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[
Tuesday
October 10th, at 3:49pm]

whygwydionwhy
Owl to Mordred.Collapse )
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[
Monday
October 2nd, at 6:53pm]

whygwydionwhy
I don't know whose idea it was to have macaws at the after party of the concert but please lets not do that again. And I don't know how they did it but when i went backstage after the concert my whole dressing room was plastered with girls pants. I swear I don't know how they do it.

But Nancy and I had a great time though!!! it was so fun!!! That whole thing with the security trolls was so FUNNY!!!
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[
Friday
September 15th, at 11:08pm]

whygwydionwhy
Where the hell did all these birds come from?!?!!!
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[
Sunday
September 17th, at 12:15pm]

pallasofdreams
[ mood | confused ]

Private, to GwydionCollapse )

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[
Saturday
September 16th, at 9:17pm]

whygwydionwhy
[ mood | frantic ]

TRISTAN FAOLAN BRICE LEBLANC. STOP SHAGGING THE CAULDRON CAKE VENDOR AND GET OUT OF YOUR DRESSING ROOM. We have to get on stage in 13 minutes and don't blame me if you don't have time to warm up your voice!!!

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[
Saturday
September 16th, at 8:23pm]

pansy_in_bloom
[ mood | peeved ]

Honestly. I can't be expected to walk to the concert. Anyone can inform my date that Pansy Parkinson does not arrive on foot anywhere.

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[
Friday
September 15th, at 9:48pm]

whygwydionwhy
Owl to MordredCollapse )
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B E W I T C H E D B O Y S I N C O N C E R T [
Monday
September 4th, at 6:41pm]

pallasofdreams
Mordred Pallas is in tip-top condition, and would like to inform his fans that he is still planning to perform, along with the rest of the Bewitched Boys, at Hogsmeade this September, where there will be a complementary autograph signing after the concert.

Please check all broomsticks at the door, and please see list of acceptable body parts for autographing on the back of your ticket.
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A recount. [
Sunday
August 27th, at 1:37pm]

thedark_changed
I am in St. Mungo's, sitting in waiting room opposite Gwydion's ward. The Healer-In-Charge tells me that he's all right. Suffering from a little shock and trauma, but fine. They're giving him a cocktail of Pepper-up Potion, Draught of Peace and Nourishing Nectar.

Visiting hour doesn't start until 2, so I thought I'd use this time to write down my account of what happened at Nocturne Alley.

I'm still trying to sort out the facts, as it is. I'm not sure what the Bewitched Boys did in Nocturne Alley. I think they are a little confused as well since I didn't really inform them of my intentions.

Tristan, Mordred, Avery and Adrik, I hope this helps dispel any confusion that you've had regarding some of the events of yesterday which were not of your doing. I also really hope that you will clarify certain matters of which I, and maybe your other bandmates as well, am not sure of the details.

Daddy and I had no luck persuading the Ministry to persuade us to help Gwydion. We went home and he didn't want me going anywhere near Diagon Alley and it's shadier counterparts again.

I managed to find the instructions regarding how to disable the home security spells, and I snuck out at about 5 in the morning yesterday.

I apparated to the Ministry of Magic's offices and waited in the lobby for people to start coming in to work. I tried approaching several staff members who I knew were in the Magical Law Enforcement to no avail.

Finally, at, oh, I think half past 8, I saw Molly Weasley. I remembered that Arthur Weasley works for the Ministry, so I went up to her and introduced myself. She wasn't particularly nice to me at first, to be perfectly honest; but she noticed I was really rather distressed and listened as I related what happened.

Then she put her arm around me and handed me a tissue, because by then I'd made a mess of myself crying, and led me up to the Auror offices. She called a young-ish woman named Tonks out and told her everything. By lunchtime Tonks had assembled a group of people to rescue Gwydion; including, if you will believe it, Alastor Moody! Not the imposter but the real Mad-Eye!

They wanted me to stay at the Ministry but I insisted on going. So we headed over to Nocturne Alley. We were about to split up and look for Gwydion when we saw Mordred and Tristan and Adrik rounding a corner and running towards us, their wands out, with Gwydion lying in a conjured stretcher between them.

Mad-Eye, sorry, Alastor Moody, and a few others ran ahead past them. I think there was a bit of a scuffle, but they returned soon after with Getrude, that horrible creature, magically bound and gagged.

I'm not sure where Avery was and I'm not sure how they managed to rescue Gwydion. But Mordred didn't have a shirt on and the Boys had a few nicks and scratches between them. Last I saw, Mordred was talking to Tonks as Mrs. Weasley and I magicked Gwydion to St. Mungo's. Mrs. Weasley told me that I shouldn't make mention of this to anyone. This wasn't an official Ministry-approved mission, and Tonks could get in trouble.

The rest of the Boys are here in the hospital somewhere. I'm not sure which ward. But I really hope they're all right.

But it is 2.05 now and

Oh, oh no. Here comes Daddy. I think I might be in trouble.
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[
Thursday
August 24th, at 12:52am]

whygwydionwhy
please come and bloody save me i dont want to get eaten byor sleep with a hag
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[
Wednesday
August 16th, at 11:27pm]

pallasofdreams
[ mood | determined ]

Gertrude seems to have vacated her usual spot.

Ah bugger.

Gwyd mate - are you reading this? Listen, everything will be okay - EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALRIGHT. I just want you to know that Gertrude and I were, once upon a time, are very excellent friends until she began to display a penchant for young, virile man-flesh (as cuisine) & I narrowly escaped with my life (and manhood). I am sure, if you are in some kind of trouble, she will dedicate herself to caring for you. Treat her kindly, as she may attack with provocation.

Everyone else, kindly read this.Collapse )

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[
Friday
August 11th, at 2:06am]

whygwydionwhy
harlow aavyrywan. yt ys gwydyon. eye ehm fyne. nokturne ayrlly ys vary nys. yu don haf two lyuk 4 me. eye aym vary hyppy hyaraasdfghjklSHESGOTMEGERTasdfghjkl;;;'

eye aym fyne.
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[
Thursday
August 10th, at 8:34am]

whygwydionwhy
HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

!!!~(*&^!!
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LISTEN UP YOU LOT. [
Thursday
August 10th, at 2:25am]

whygwydionwhy
[ mood | determined ]

Welll if no one is going to tell me anything about Nocturne Alley I guess I will just have to go BY MYSElF. >:| I am going to tap on the wall behind Borgin and Burkes 4 times and give my 3 sickles and 2 knuts to the hag!!! I also bought a pound of flesh from the butcher in case the hag decides to eat me.

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[
Tuesday
July 18th, at 11:27pm]

leblanc_baby
[ mood | amused ]

I suppose I shall make use of this journal that Adrik threw at me in the loo this morning. (Honestly mate, I don't always use your razor. But you really should learn to knock.) ANYWAY, after my unprovoked assault I was out perusing the delightful sights, smells, and sounds of Knockturn Alley our dear wizarding London when I came across the latest issue of Witch Weekly. Guess who they did a spread on this week?



It's our own Mordred! I must say, you are looking very dapper.



I am STUNNED with how brilliant you look. And that you can grow facial hair.
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